Puzzled, as I don't recall extending an invitation for visitors of the eight-legged kind.
I suppose he/she just wants out of the tundra and into a warm environment, yet I hesitate to admit that it's still so chilly inside that even I tend to wear a ski hat around the house.
Surely if I exterminated her/him there would be a puddle of vanilla puddin' on the floor, yeah?
I invite you all to pick a name for my new friend.
And by friend I mean, that hairy, eight-legged, 400 eyed monster that is undeniably planning a ritualistic esanguination as I sleep.
Wait jenji, don't you have a ferocious cat whose basic instinct would incline him to snap that thing into a million pieces?
Why yes, yes I do.
In fact, here is Harold's official response to the situation:
...I know.
jenji
6 comments:
Ugh, you are far nicer to the eight-legged folk that I could ever be... I'm terrified of the little buggers!
Name him Fred. If it's a girl, Fred would work too: Freddie? Winnifred?
Oh, and our doggie Chancellor says he "seconds" Harold's response. He's too indisposed to do away with our spider visitors too. ^_^
Name him Opie the Opthamologist (ya know, on account of the 400 eyes ... which, by the way, you shouldn't be wasting time sitting there with a magnifying glass counting those lil suckers instead of studying ... just sayin')
;)
And tell Harold I see a small dull spot he must have missed.
"San Guina"
Oh my God - What big fat paws. If I could send pictures through comments box, I would send you a pic of my cat's paws that look too small.
Where did the "Perfection creates impotence" quote come from? Perfectionism can stop me dead in my tracks. (There's more to it than that... but that quote really freed me up a little to take things on as games rather than tests.
Thank you
Be well
"San Guino"
"San Guini"
I'd call him "Dead Bastard" because if he was in my house the name would be appropriate! As far as the cat goes, I think your cat and mine had the same guidance councilor in school.
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