As a Christmas present for my parental units, I thought that I might look into purchasing a couple of tickets to see Tina Turner live, as they about lost their marbles last time they saw her live and on tour-- as opposed to dead and on tour, which is entirely plausible since James Brown's family took it upon themselves to make it so damn trendy.
Anyway, the folks were particularly impressed by the energetic sass and bottomless stamina that Tina had sported throughout the entire performance despite her advanced age. Now, keep in mind that this particular tour took place a handful of years ago, so imagine how impressed they'll be to see her strutting about the stage at age 69!
So I logged onto Ticketmaster and everything was going just fine and dandy until I was prompted for word verification; to read and re-type the two fuzzy words that appeared upon the screen before me for security purposes.
Those two words were: beaten well
No, I am not kidding.
I'm just sayin', highly inappropriate.
jenji
