I currently have a neighbor who has become extremely nosey and entirely disrespectful of all social boundaries. She is extraordinarily detached and somewhat delusional or what some might call: batty.
Some of these interactions simply need to be seen/heard/read (yes, read) to be believed, as describing them leaves you at a literal loss for words.
So, as she continues to act up, I frequently struggle to convey various interactions to friends and family as best I can, wherein they naturally will ask me: batty? what do you mean batty? can you give me an example of just how batty she is?
And then it occurred to me...
Batty. Minus the eccentric flare, intrigue and talent.
jenji
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Holz crap, what a loon. Thatàs awful+ I wouldnàt want such a nastz neighbor.
Please pardon the Swiss kezboard ' itàs verz annozing. I canàt imagine having to learn to tzpe with this thing. Sigh.
I think that we have the same neighbor.
Maybe she's just getting into her Halloween character early.
Perhaps if you give her some candy she'll stop with the tricks.
Just a thought.
Does she at least come with background music?
Marvin:
For some reason your Swiss keyboard translation makes my predicament seem all the more normal!
Handsome:
It is entirely possible that we have the same neighbor. In fact, perhaps I'm that looney neighbor to you and vice versa.
Doug:
Always the optimist! You're right, if I give her some candy maybe she'll tone it down---Oh wait, I ate all the gdamn candy myself already--for the second time this week.
Note to self: get more Halloween candy.
UnMighty:
lol Yes, strange enough, she does come with her own background music--literally.
thanks for coming by everyone!
jenji
Yikes! (Although I do LOVE that movie, btw.)
I'm so thankful my neighbors ignore me unless something happens with the mail. Seriously.
Happy Halloween, Jenji!
She's batty like an angel. (more fun when sung aloud, of course)
haha, yes chet you are right. however, i'm surprised that you couldn't somehow manipulate the font of "angel" to give a better idea as to your/our actual experience of its audio translation...
or what I would probably manipulate to read: ahng-jehl
but that's just me.
jenji
Oh, no. In a movie, it's one thing. In real life, it's just plain no good.
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