Dec 3, 2009

Prognostication









Let me take a wild guess, Mr. Family Man: you're a sex addict.

Yes, spin your web of lies and then please, go ahead and join your cohorts in the douche bag suite.

jenji

5 comments:

Marvin said...

Yes indeed. How the mighty have fallen! Rule #1 - don't get married if you can't stay home at night.

Marvin said...

And I'm glad you're posting. You don't post nearly enough. ;-)

Barry said...

On the upside, at least now we know he's an actual human with human needs, human failings, and a central nervous system.

Frankly, I'm still not completely convinced that he's not a hostile alien cyborg hellbent on stealing all of our world golf titles, and brainwashing us into buying Cadillacs, Nike gear, and Gillette razors.

Doug said...

Hold on. I thought he was merely clumsy and a bad driver.

Can one be addicted to those?

Dr. Deb said...

Yes! And he has apparently been dealing with this behavior/disorder for decades!