On the upside, at least now we know he's an actual human with human needs, human failings, and a central nervous system.
Frankly, I'm still not completely convinced that he's not a hostile alien cyborg hellbent on stealing all of our world golf titles, and brainwashing us into buying Cadillacs, Nike gear, and Gillette razors.
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Yes indeed. How the mighty have fallen! Rule #1 - don't get married if you can't stay home at night.
And I'm glad you're posting. You don't post nearly enough. ;-)
On the upside, at least now we know he's an actual human with human needs, human failings, and a central nervous system.
Frankly, I'm still not completely convinced that he's not a hostile alien cyborg hellbent on stealing all of our world golf titles, and brainwashing us into buying Cadillacs, Nike gear, and Gillette razors.
Hold on. I thought he was merely clumsy and a bad driver.
Can one be addicted to those?
Yes! And he has apparently been dealing with this behavior/disorder for decades!
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