Currently I am plagued, encased and encrusted in a Sarcophagus of fermented and fermenting, Antediluvian viral scum; far from ephemeral, it is resilient, restless and resistant to...
Echinasea, Zinc, Ester-C, B-Complex...
...still
...sinus medicine, cold medicine, cough medicine, flu medicine, herbal supplements, cough drops, saltwater, hot tea, hot baths, heated sheets, orange juice and roll upon roll of the poor man's Kleenex...
...still
*actual color of mucous unavailable
There are far worse ailments from which one may suffer...
...incurable and insidious...
...but still
stop sneezing on the strawberries.
jenji
5 comments:
I can't stop laughing. I feel for your pain, but the worst pain is the idiot at the bottom! Too bad she can speak. However, I do believe in the 1st Amendment, unfortunately.
I met you through 1pic and think you're so smart and funny. I'll read more when I have time. Until then, keep writing. You're amazing!
XO Suzanne
P.S. I'm from NY too ~ the Woodstock area.
Thanks for visiting Suzanne.
I believe in the 1st Amendment as well. And thank (insert deity here) for it, as it allows Ann the right to be so endlessly entertaining in her opinions. I don't agree with her, but I must say she's an amusing train wreck to watch.
Check out the Ann Coulter video link I have on the right bar a bit further down. It's priceless if you are NOT a Coulter fan.
be well and feel free to invite your friends to this site.
jenji
Snork! Excellent post :)
And were it not for my fear of probable government inquiry into its creation, I just might be able to whip up a photo depicting the "actual color of mucous" that continues to stymie your pharmaceutical bombardment.
ROFL! Given the options, I think you're far better off with the sinus infection...although I imagine having eyes on your hands could come in handy around the house in some cases. *ponders*
Darn sinuses - I'm in the same state, and even steam isn't working. Arg! *_* I'd just be happy to have one lousy nostril working whenever I try to get some sleep. Heh.
I hope you're feeling better soon, Jenji! And thank you for dropping by to visit! :)
Glad to see you're back! I hope that means you're feeling better...
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